WOO~

WOO! WORLD!

I'M BACK IN ACTION!

I want to work RIGHT NOW!

Kai Beng's going to work man!
HOW COOL CAN THAT BE! I beg them please post Kai Beng to the same place as me!

I'm going to introduce this job to other few girls after their O level maths.

I'm going to love Huda for introducing this job to me! Thanks girl! You rock on!

I think I'm going to meet Kai, Huda and Hariz tomorrow. Because Kai Beng's going for the interview tomorrow. I GUESS. He said he's going to call them tomorrow. Well, KAI BENG! MUST WORK WITH ME!

I'm almost done with what I want to say.

Message to my 4n1 classmates who are taking O level maths tomorrow: You guys have come this far, don't waste your time and work hard for the last papers! So that you can concentrate on other subjects for next year! ALL THE BEST! NOT WITH FORCE BUT WITH SKILL!

BYE WORLD! LOVE WORLD! LOVE ME!

BIRTHDAYS

ALVIN! My ex-mother-in-law. Haha

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Work hard for your last paper! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT! A1 all the way! ALL THE BEST!

SIEW WING AND SIEW WEN!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE!

Siew Wing happy working in KFC.
Siew Wen ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR Os! SMILES. Work hard!

I love everyone. I won't be able to post after today. I'll bw going to grandma's place to stay. I hate it. But I have too. Oh well, wish me happy!
I won't get to type out whatever I've experience after my work on my blog. Guess I have to do it on my off day.

LOVE WORLD!

sweetie

Well, today I waited for that important call. She didn't called me. Guess it'll be on Monday or Tuesday, like what she said to me.

Last minute went out with Eileen. Went to Xuanmin's mum's office to get my colour contacts! WOO! I love it! Her mum is nice. I like her! SMILES.

After that the both of us went window shopping. Nothing better to do again. Thought of disturbing Huda. On my second thought, better not. So off we went, reached Takashimaya. WOO! WHERE'S THAT HELLO KITTY STUFFS?! Gone. Sorry Eileen. I thought that Hello Kitty Fair was on. I'll let you know if I get to see more Hello Kittys. CHEERS!

I was hungry. Quickly went to Cold Storage to get SUSHI! My favourite. I got Tamago, Salmon and something-sushi-that-I-don't-know. I finished my Tamago sushi in like 2 minutes? I was a hungry GIRL! Luckily I've lost some weight. If not I won't start eating, and I'll end up like last time. SKINNY LIKE HELL. GETTING HIGH! Finally my last sushi, SALMON! Took my first bite, YUMMY, taste to SALMON, YIKES! There's WASABI in it! OH MY GOSH! I HATE IT! But I managed to finish up the Salmon rather than the rice itself. A little spicy. I quickly asked Eileen to accompany me to MacDonald's to get McFlurry! My favourite! She bought one too. I was praying hard that the cashier won't put so much of the Oreo in my McFlurry and Eileen was praying hard that she'll put more McFlurry in hers. OUR WISHES CAME TRUE! Cool~

Finished my McFlurry. I'm FULLED!

Walked here and there. Nothing better to do. Eileen bought some Japanese-fried-potatoes back home. Kind of nice. But a little too oily.

We went to the children's section where you get to see Princess' dresses and toys. I went to play with those dresses. They were so sweet. I wished I was still a kid and I'll definitely FORCE my mum to get one for me.

Went Popular, Eileen wanted the handphone pouch. She bought it. Left J8 to Eliza's mum's shop. BUBBLE TEA! Not me getting it. It's Eileen. After that I heasded back to J8 to wait for my mum to bring me for dinner! Hungry GIRL!

SUSHI DINNER!

After that went back to Eliza's mum's shop to get RED TEA! NICE!I love that tea.

Headed home. Life's boring. Praying hard for Monday to come. Get my call.

Oh. I've forgotten I thought of getting Giordano Jeans. The Super Low Rise Boot Cut. I wanted size 24. But I think 25 would be better. LAST PIECE! No way am I going to get the last piece. I'll go shopping on Sunday to get my Jeans. My mum finally allowed me to changed my phone. Thanks mum.

I'm going to change my phone! I'm getting high.

Messaged my sweetie. He got tired. Shall not disturb him. Goodnight sweetie.

I won't get to blog any lastest stuffs after tomorrow comes. I'll be going to grandma's place to stay. *I HATE IT. BUT I GOT FORCED TO! So I'll try my best to stay out of her house whenever I get my off from work. I shall either go back home to online or I'll just go out with friends to shop or have fun. Holiday over there are BORING LIKE HELL AND SHIT! No computer, NOTHING. Mostly is because my cousin is NOT THERE! What for I stay there? It's a WASTE OF MY PRECIOUS TIME!*

I'm tired. I shall not blog anymore. Heading to BED!

WOOHOO~

I shall go window shopping. Xuanmin called me to. While she do her shopping. I shall wear my colour contacts out! YES! I WILL DO THAT! You'll get to see me in Orchard if I happen to drop by.

GOODNIGHT WORLD! LOVE THE WORLD! LOVE EACH AND EVERYONE!

woo

I woke up late! Well, not my usual timing to get up. I woke up at 9.45am? Somewhere around that timing. Last night, I was TIRED like going to fall into a deep sleep any moment.

Thanks to Cristofer, somehow he hypnotised me! Haha.

Now I'm just waiting for a call from Geraldine. To check when I can start work. WOOHOO! I tell you I'm feeling high! And that sweetie of mine, told me high means *ahem*. I was giving him a kind of face.

Oh well, today I'm going to spend my day at home. Since no one date me out or whatever that has to do without staying at home.

When I start work, I hope I don't get too tired. Information from Huda: VERY TIRING. OH MY! I hope I can take it.

It's ok. I shall enure for 2 months.

GOODNESS! I'm hungry.

I have the urgue for Sam's call. Whom asked me to be the model. I was thinking for the whole night whether I should take the risk to be model. Earn quite a lot man! I don't want to miss this CHANCE! I guess I'm not up to it. My mum will just start screaming at me. NO WAY! Well, Wait till I get older then I'll make a trip to that place to see whether I can do modelling.

WAITING FOR THAT IMPORTANT CALL!

I'm getting high. Haha. I need someone to entertain me at home! My sweetie is dota-ing. Or whatever game he is playing right now. He didn't reply me.

LOVE THE WORLD! PEACE!

WOO!

GUESS WHAT?!

I'VE FOUND A JOB!

I'll be working in Orchard. WOO! I'm happy. A nice lady interviewed me! I really like her. I shall work until the end of December.

YOU STUPID GUY! I just asked for the pay per hour and you just told me "It's ok la. You go and find other jobs. Bye." WHAT THE HELL! I shall be a high-class lady. I won't want to argue with LOW-CLASS people. STUPID.

I've got this job through Huda. My nice Malay girlfriend. She's so nice. I'll never forget her in my LIFE.

Today Cristofer, Eileen and I went to Vivo City to look for job. While I was in the MRT, that stupid fellow called and told me I can start working tomorrow at 10am. I couldn't really hear so I just told him I'll call him back later.

When I went into Vivo City, to my surprise, a lady called Sam, wanted me to be a model. *I was SHOCK. NEVER IN MY LIFE people would call me to be model* I was interested but I thought I must ask permission from my mum. She gave me her name card. Then I asked that nice lady whether 2 of my friends could do modelling too. Then she gave Cristofer her name card. I was thinking why didn't you give Eileen one too? Guess she still had her little-girl-look. Oh well. Sorry my Eileen. We'll try to look for other jobs for you.

Went around walking here and there. SALES ASSISTANT WANTED post everywhere. Must be at least 20 and above. Hate it!

Forget it then. After that I told Cristofer about the job Huda recommended to me, he told me to call. I was a little nervous, what if I say wrongly or what. Then he called on my behalf. Thanks. The lady on the phone with Cristofer, Shirley, asked whether we could go for the interview right away? We said yes. She told us to go to Forum. Cristofer told her that we'll be late. Because we're at Vivo City.

We're LATE! Bad impression for them, I guess. Fill in the form. Getting ready for the interview.

Shirley told me that another lady will be interviewing me. I'm ok with it. They nice ladies. So Shirley went to interview Cristofer first. Then the other lady who came out of the office interviewed me. She brought me up to the other office to interview me.

She told me a lot of stuffs. She said "You got to be ready for this job. You'll have an uniform. You'll wear a black polo tee with the company's logo. *my mind was thinking BLACK! I'm willing to work!* Then you have to stand for maximum 8 hours. *Well, I can do that too.* You'll need to wear a black bottom or a jeans and a pair of sneakers. *THIS JOB IS TOO AWESOME!* Sometimes you need to come early to help to pack the stuffs, vacuum the floor, clean the shelf and fold the clothes. *I DEFINITELY CAN DO IT!* You'll get customers which are in general, needs you to get some stuffs for them like the size of the product, the colour and etc. *I CAN TALK! I CAN DO! I WILL WORK!* Any questions you have for me?" I asked her "Do we need to have makeup?". She said "For you I think you don't have to. You look great just like that. *COOL.*" She asked me whether I want the CPF stuffs. I considered and said no. Then that's all. She told me her name was Geraldine. I guess this is the spelling of her name. She told me I if I could find more girlfriends of mine to work. They need more girls. I was thinking SURE! She said someone, a full timer, will be there to teach me and stuffs, they won't adandon me. I HOPE SO.

Went down, meet Cristofer and Eileen. Eileen's face was a little BLACK. She told me they wouldn't hire her. She's too young. Oh well. We'll try next year. Cheer up. At least I told you once I get my first pay I'll treat you to Swensen's.

We went to Lido. To have our dinner. Everyone had CHEESE FRIES! GUESS WHAT?! Siew Wing's super nice to me and Eileen. She didn't charge us! WOO! NICE GIRL! YOU GO GIRL! Siew Wing told me to wait for her after her work. Oh well. For once I hardly wait for her. I shall be nice and wait for her. So I asked whether Cristofer wants to wait. He said he's ok with it. So 2 of us waited for one GIRL. COOL HUH?

So bored. Got to wait for 1 and a half hour to before Siew Wing's doen with her job. We walked everywhere until we're bored like nothing to do. Then we went up. There's one more hour to go. Oh well. Sat at the bench and waited for her. Suddenly 2 of us got tired. Kept saying "I want to sleep now!" Haha. Waited until 8pm struck! YES! She's finally out. She ate the whipped potato *Huda didn't want it.* before we go off.

We waited for her bus to come. Actually ours came first. Cristofer say be nice to her and wait for her bus to come then we'll take ours. I'm ok with it. After her bus came. 2 of us got SLEEPY. OUR BUS FINALLY CAME! We boarded the bus. Quickly find some seats to sleep. Haha. We sat at the back. Until one couple, I guessed, alighted the bus, 2 of us rushed to the seat and sit. Not long, I fell asleep and he fell asleep. HAHA. Then someone pulled my hair! I WOKE UP! It's PAINFUL! Anyway I went back to sleep until I reached Bishan Street 23. I slept again! Until J8. Then Cristofer and I alighted at that stop. He accompanied me to the Bishan Loft and he walked home. I went my way. FINALLY REACHED HOME!

Quite late. I felt tired. But I told myself I MUST BLOG! Haha. I'm getting tired. Haha. I shall go and message my sweetie!

Bye WORLD. I LOVE YOU, especially Miss Geraldine and Miss Shirley. Thank you!

Singlish

Why Singlish is better?

Use Singlish. It's so much cheaper, shorter, faster.

Why do we insist on using the Queen's English, when
Singlish is so much more economical and effective?
Compare and see!


When going shopping...
Britians : I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater
you want in your size, but if you give me a moment,
I can call the other outlets for you.
Singaporeans: No Stock!

When returning a call...
Britianns : Hello, this is Mr Bean. Did anyone page for me a few
moments ago?
Singaporeans: Hello, who page?


When someone is in the way...
Britians : Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Singaporeans: Siam lai! or Siam, hor! or Skius!


When someone offers to pay...
Britians : Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Singaporeans: no need lah

When asking for permission...
Britians : Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for
me to enter through this door?
Singaporeans: (while pointing at door) Can pass or Not?


When asking to be excused...
Britians : If you would excuse me for a moment, I have to go to the
gents/ladies. Please carry on without me, it would only
take a moment.
Singaporeans: Go toilet. Buay tahan ahh.....


When entertaining...
Britians : Please make yourself right at home.
Singaporeans: Don't shy shy lah..


When doubting someone...
Britians : I don't recall you giving me the money.
Singaporeans: Got meh?


When deciding on a plan of action...
Britians : What do you propose we do now that the movie's sold
out & all the restaurants are closed?
Singaporeans: So how?


When disagreeing on a topic of discussion...
Britians : Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where
you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with
what you said about the policy.
Singaporeans: Talk cock lah you!


When asking someone to lower their voice...
Britians : Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm
trying to concentrate over here.
Singaporeans: Eh, Tiam leh!


When asking someone if he/she knows you...
Britians : Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.
Do I know you?
Singaporeans: See what see?!

bored.

I'm bored. NO ONE entertain me. Practically NO ONE!

I'm waiting for my sweetie to reply my message since he's the one who message me.

Actually I got woken up by his message. Well, since I'm up so I'll just reply back.

Apparently, he stopped replying. For one reason, HE'S WORKING! Which means he shouldn't be messaging me at the first place. Oh well.

I'm getting ready to shut the computer and bath. Because later I'm meeting Cristofer (CHIO BU). He's one CHIO guy.

Better get ready some English Redspot TYS to mug on my English. I seemed to be like turning into an idiot. Got to go and read some books then.

I got to go now. CHIO BU! I'm going to miss him. Shall see him later.

BYE WORLD. LOVE ME! I LOVE THE WORLD!

FUNNY!

YOU MIGHT GO LAUGHING NON-STOP AFTER READING THIS POST. SO LET YOURSELF COOL DOWN FIRST.

READY?

OK YOU MAY START.







Some Chinese names to avoid


Anne Chang (Mandarin) - Dirty

Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock

Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Tng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah (Cantonese) - Call your mother

Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai (Hokkien) -
Nose droppings

Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before

Lim Yew Lin - Drink (Hokkien) urine

Lim Teh Peng (Hokkien) - Drink iced tea

woohoo~

My sweetie has already headed to bed. *He had a headache. God bless him.*

So, which means, I can't disturb him anymore. Tomorrow after his work I shall start pestering him. But I'm super nice to him.
Although he sometimes quite mean to me. FOR NOT REPLYING MY SMS! Waste my messages.

He's super nice. Really like another classmate of mine. Both of them are REAL SWEET GUYS! I ADMIT THEY ARE 2 SWEET GUYS IN MY WORLD. NO OTHERS! YOU SEE THE WORDS "NO OTHERS".

No offence.

THEY ROCK!

I've nothing better to do for this few days. I got conned by that GUY! Feel like going to his shop and ruin his shop reputation man! You better watch whenever I go there!

I HATE YOU. BUT I LOVE THE REST OF THE WORLD.

I shall post some of my pictures in here SOMEDAY. I shall let you see my sweetie's look SOMEDAY if I happen to take a picture with him.

LOVE ME BECAUSE I LOVE THE WORLD! PEACE!

M AND O

OH MY.

Guess what? I saw Melvin and Osborne in J8. I thought I saw the wrong person.
He's still as tall as ever. No difference. One thing he looked weird in BROWN, same goes to Osborne. No offence. I'm used to see you guys wearing Beatty uniform.

Head home. It was late. Reached home. Waiting for food. Because I'm hungry.

After that, I'm a little greedy. I took Mac for dinner. Look my tummy is bloated!
I cannot continue eating. If I continue I'll be DOOMED! So got to rest a little while more. Must make sure I get at least a little 6-pack on my tummy. WOO! Then I can go SENTOSA with my *ahem*. It's something not a person.

Well, I'm waiting for 15th November to arrive. ADAM'S CHALET! I'm going! DEFINITELY!
At least I get to see my friends. Of course, I'll miss my "brothers, sisters and my sweetie". HEY. Don't say I'm not going there. I'm just not staying overnight. I've definitely have fun. I love you all. And I'm waiting for 4n1'o6's bbq. I beg people from 4n1'o6 to come! It's for Miss Wong. I won't mind if you people call Mrs. Yang, Mrs. Tay and Mrs. Ang. Or maybe I should say THEY MUST GO. That sounds nicer.

Well, I got to go.

ADAM! I WANT YOUR CHALET TO BE FUN! If not I won't enjoy myself and I'll leave early.

Sweetie, you wasted my sms! I want to kill you for that man! Next time you better reply me. OR ELSE... You'll be a GONER. I'll make sure you'll be.

I LOVE THE WORLD! PEACE!

*WATCH THOSE MVs I HAD IN MY BLOG.*

Chinese and English songs

waiting for the call!

HEY!

I think I've got conned by that guy man! As in I went for the walk-in interview yesterday. He told Eileen and I that he'll call us in the morning. Up until now I still have not receive a single call! Don't you DARE to con me when I turned up for the interview! I'll ruin your shop reputation if you con us!

I DARE YOU!

I'm still waiting.

Enjoy the MVs I've uploaded.

LOVE THE WORLD!

Cassie - Long Way 2 Go

Verse 1:I love it when they try to get intimate
Even though they know i really ain't into it
(You're not into it?)
I'm not into it
I already know they game and I've been through it
See I buy my own bags, my boots, my jeans
Wear La Rok with my Rebel Yell underneath
You wanna step to me?
Said you gotta' long way 2 go
(Rock wit me now)
Hook: Claim that you're so hott and you say you got skills in the bedroom(room)
You try to flirt when you're so not
Had a chance you still never come through
You say you wanna come see me
Cuz' you know you're girlfriend wanna be me (uh)
I'ma tell you why you can't
Said you gotta long way 2 go
Say you wanna love me ?
Chorus: Wanna love me?
Wanna touch me?
Think twice cuz' you gotta long way 2 go
Don't know how to act
You betta' fall back
It's like that cuz you gotta long way 2 go
It's not that deep
Take it easy
You wanna please me?
Got a long way 2 go
I'ma bad girl
You wanna get close?
Ease up cuz you gotta a long way-
Verse 2: I love it when they try to get scandalous
Even though they know they really can't handle it
( They can't handle it?)
They can't handle it
Try and take me out to dinner I'llcancel it
If you really wanna know me first of all
You should never try to get to personal
Cuz' i meant it when i said
That you gotta long way to go
Hook: Claim that you're so hott and you say yo got skills in the bedroom
You try to flirt when you're so not
Had a chance you still never come through
You say you wanna come see me
Cuz' you know you're girlfriend wanna be me (uh)
I'ma tell you why you can't
Said you gotta long way 2 go
Say you wanna love me ?
Chorus: Wanna love me?
Wanna touch me?
Think twice cuz' you gotta long way 2 go
Don't know how to act
You betta' fall back
It's like that cuz you gotta long way 2 go
It's not that deep
Take it easy
You wanna please me?
Got a long way 2 go
I'ma bad girl
You wanna get close?
Ease up cuz you gotta a long way-
Bridge:Claim that you're so hott and you say yo got skills in the bedroom
You try to flirt when you're so not
Had a chance you still never come through
You say you wanna come see me
Cuz' you know you're girlfriend wanna be me
Said you gotta' long way to go
Chorus: Wanna love me?
Wanna touch me?
Think twice cuz' you gotta long way 2 go
Don't know how to act
You betta' fall back
It's like that cuz you gotta long way 2 go
It's not that deep
Take it easy
You wanna please me?
Got a long way 2 go
I'ma bad girl
You wanna get close?
Ease up cuz you gotta a long way 2 go.

Cassie - Me & You

Cassie - Me & You

You've been waiting so long
I'm here to answer your call
I know that I shouldn't have had you waiting at all
I've been so busy, but I've been thinking about what I wanna do with you

I know them other guys, they been talking bout the way I do what I do
They heard I was good, they wanna see if it's true
They know you're the one I wanna give it to
I can see you want me too
Now, it's me and you

It's me and you, now
I've been waiting (Waiting)
Think I wanna make that move, now
Baby, tell me if you like it (Tell me if you like it)
It's me and you, now
I've been waiting
Think I wanna make that move, now
Baby, tell me how you like it

I was waiting for you to tell me you were ready
I know what to do, if only you would let me
As long as you're cool with it, I'll treat you right
Here is where you wanna be

I know them other guys, they been talking bout the way I do what I do
They heard I was good, they wanna see if it's true
They know you're the one I wanna give it to
I can see you want me too
And now, it's me and you

It's me and you now (Baby, it's me and you)
I've been waiting
Think I wanna make that move, now (Thinking bout making that move)
Baby, tell me if you like it (Tell me if you like it)
It's me and you, now (Uh-huh)
I've been waiting (Hey)
Think I wanna make that move, now (Wanna make a move)
Baby, tell me how you like it (Yea)

Baby, I'll love you all the way down
Get cha right where you like it, I promise you'll like it (I swear)
Just relax and let me make that move (It's our secret thang)
Keep it between me and you

It's me and you, now (Oh Yea-a)
I've been waiting
Think I wanna make that move, now (Move now)
Baby, tell me if you like (Tell me if you like it)
It's me and you, now (Yea)
I've been waiting
Think I wanna make that move, now (Gonna make a move now)
Baby, tell me how you like it
It's me and you

Baby ill love you all the way down
Get you just where you like
I promise you'll like it(i swear)
Just relax and let me make a move(it's now secret)

It's me and you, now
I've been waiting (Waiting)
Think I wanna make that move, now
Baby, tell me if you like it (Tell me if you like it)
It's me and you, now
I've been waiting
Think I wanna make that move, now
Baby, tell me how you like it

It's me and you, now
I've been waiting (Waiting)
Think I wanna make that move, now
Baby, tell me if you like it (Tell me if you like it)
It's me and you, now
I've been waiting
Think I wanna make that move, now
Baby, tell me how you like it.